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minus-squareespentan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoCongratulations, we see you have learned French, so now you qualify for immediate and forceful relocation to Cameroon!
minus-squareMycatiskai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoMore likely they would be telling white women learning other languages in preparation to emigrate elsewhere that they aren’t allowed to leave the country as they are now property.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoWell, shit. I was hoping for Tahiti.
minus-squareMadMadBunny@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoI heard it was a magical place…
minus-squaresupernight52@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoA place where the beer flows like wine, and the women flock like the wild salmon of Capistrano. Wait. Nope, sorry- I’m thinking of Aspen, not Tahiti.
Congratulations, we see you have learned French, so now you qualify for immediate and forceful relocation to Cameroon!
More likely they would be telling white women learning other languages in preparation to emigrate elsewhere that they aren’t allowed to leave the country as they are now property.
Well, shit. I was hoping for Tahiti.
I heard it was a magical place…
A place where the beer flows like wine, and the women flock like the wild salmon of Capistrano.
Wait. Nope, sorry- I’m thinking of Aspen, not Tahiti.