seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoReport: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shellplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down12
arrow-up1147arrow-down1external-linkReport: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shellplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoInsurance caught you doing nothing wrong and said, "no way!"midwest.socialimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1317arrow-down12
arrow-up1315arrow-down1imageInsurance caught you doing nothing wrong and said, "no way!"midwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoNew Bi-Partisan Bill Sets Aside Money to Train Out-of-Work Midwestern Farmers to Write Introspective Emo Songsplus-squaremidwest.socialimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down15
arrow-up1224arrow-down1imageNew Bi-Partisan Bill Sets Aside Money to Train Out-of-Work Midwestern Farmers to Write Introspective Emo Songsplus-squaremidwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoLiterary Study Finds All Modern Narratives Derived From Classic ‘Alien Vs. Predator’ Conflictplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down10
arrow-up1115arrow-down1external-linkLiterary Study Finds All Modern Narratives Derived From Classic ‘Alien Vs. Predator’ Conflictplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoFrightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’theonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down14
arrow-up185arrow-down1external-linkFrightened Child Sits Atop Stairs Watching Parents Argue About Ending Of ‘Sopranos’theonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoJust wanted to share this shitpost of a sweatshirt I bought from the Clickhole (satire site) storemidwest.socialimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down14
arrow-up150arrow-down1imageJust wanted to share this shitpost of a sweatshirt I bought from the Clickhole (satire site) storemidwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoReport: More Americans Moving Away From Urban Areas For Rural Life Where They Have Escalating Feud With Beaverplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down14
arrow-up184arrow-down1external-linkReport: More Americans Moving Away From Urban Areas For Rural Life Where They Have Escalating Feud With Beaverplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
minus-squareseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles'linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn’t know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real. linkfedilink
minus-squareseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo UserslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoSame friend, same. I ate it hard at first. linkfedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoDHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Usersplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1external-linkDHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Usersplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoJeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapesplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkJeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapesplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For Presidentplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-link‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For Presidentplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square6fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertisingplus-squarewww.theonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-link17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertisingplus-squarewww.theonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-22 years agoWarren "all you can eat" Buffetmidwest.socialimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWarren "all you can eat" Buffetmidwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-22 years agomessage-square1fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 years agoHealth Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Backplus-squarewww.theonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkHealth Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Backplus-squarewww.theonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0fedilink
I saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn’t know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real.