She looks like the first victim whose corpse was brought back to life to make this announcement

I understood that by purposefully misunderstanding it … what are we talking about again?

The fact that you are there and aware of what is happening to your country is hope for change. I always sound doom and gloom in my posts but I’m also hopeful for the change. I’m Indigenous Canadian and my entire life has always felt like failure in everything me and my family has been exposed to for generations. The greatest thing I learned from all of it is to never give up … even in the face of overwhelming odds.

They are really earnestly and as hard as they can trying to put the raging fire out with a cheap children’s water pistol that isn’t working very well.

*100 years … America has been doing this since before any of the world wars

In a burning house with three people, one is fighting the fire, one is pouring gasoline on everything and one is on the couch watching TV.

My favourite recently was to refer to it as

THE TURD REICH

In 2045 at the age of 103, Mitch McConnell somehow returns

From Robin Williams describing the reproductive system …

“What was god thinking when he designed humans? … let’s put the waste disposal system next to the entertainment system!”

It’s interesting when you read about how the evolution happened. There are researchers and scientists that would be better able to explain it but I remember reading about it years ago.

The Indian subcontinent was an island in the ocean at one point separated by a large body of water from Asia. These creatures lived in the area where Pakistan is today but on land and near the water. As the Indian continent moved in, it started to create a shallow sea. The creatures evolved over millions of years to live in the new shallow water. They became dependent on the water and evolved more and more to live in water. Then the shallow sea started to dry up as Indian merged with Asia. The creatures were pushed out and by that time, they had become fully evolved to live in the open ocean.

I always found it neat because it was a clear example of how geology directed evolution.

He’s hopelessly attracted to black holes

And the more he plays, the closer he comes to the event horizon

Jesus is next to God sitting on a throne? … I thought Jesus was God and God was Jesus in one in the same trinity-what-ever-you-want-to-call-it

Please donate to either half of the one party state.

(already made a previous comment but I thought I should repeat it here … I agree, we should always include the artist and their work with every new post)

Fairly Decent Comics https://fairlydecentcomics.com/

From the artist’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/fairly_decent_comics/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFUxtM7Jv8-/?img_index=3

Fairly Decent Comics https://fairlydecentcomics.com/

From the artist’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/fairly_decent_comics/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFUxtM7Jv8-/?img_index=3

Turns out the detective had been chatting with himself the entire time

Beautiful, I was waiting for an engineer to do the calculations … so in layman’s terms, clench your urethra, push your bladder as hard as unhumanly as possible and hope to everything that is holy that your entire urinary tract doesn’t explode before your urine leaves your body.