“Goose” should be in the upper right

lol, wow

I don’t know. I’ve been applying for jobs for seven years online, and I haven’t gotten a fucking thing.

I have 30, 20, 15, and 10 years of experience in the four major career fields I pursue, and I can never, not once not ever, get even a reply back, let alone an explanation as to why I wouldn’t fit the role.

I’m so glad that this 50-year-old joke is still funny.

If an Onion article hurt your feelings: good.

You’ll get no sympathy from me.