It is in an apartment so its probably a cheap piece of junk (frigidaire or hotpoint, one of those brands i think) but it just cant maintain a high temperature; cant stir fry, cant maintain a rolling boil for consistent pasta, etc

Stoves with Sensi-temp burners; they’ve got a weird little spring loaded disc in the center of the burner. Cant even boil fucking water consistently because it shuts itself off over a certain temperature and doesn’t come back on for far too long.

• Blues Brothers
• Any Mel Brooks movie

Most BBQ sauce has a comparable amount of sugar to be a sufficient substitute

Under-Bun

One at a time. Cant get enough pressure to do both at once.

Yaaay, corvids!

Hole punch

When has something being illegal stopped anything?

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(Pink Floyd - either Time or Another Brick In The Wall)