I got THEM ALL and was never scammed

Though I refused to buy Scarlet/Violet and if I did I would have been scammed

Holy shit I get more stuff from the fediverse?!

PRAISE

My first serious romantic partner in the mid-2000s told me “the more I browse /b/, the more I understand you” and in retrospect I don’t know how I feel about that

SomethingAwful is still very active!

4chan is as well, but it’s been shit since 2009 (inb4 /b/ was never good)

Hell yeee

Can I be a soy boi if I’m female

Are you old?

I see that as an old people response.

One morning during peak COVID, my eyes shot open, I sat up, and told my partner “WE NEED TO WATCH SOPRANOS” (we both had never seen an episode)

They were like “ohhhhh… Kay?”

then I went back to sleep

Woke up, snagged all of the seasons, and we marathoned it over like a week.

It lived up to its hype!

Oooo this one hurts me.

Other than MacBook Airs. They don’t give a fuck

He mentioned the burps are terrible and I HATE that thought.

A creator I enjoy is currently eating capsules of shit to fix his gut bacterium