I have pictures in my phone (somewhere) of the tags for some bedding that I really enjoyed on a vacation once. Haven’t bought them yet, but I haven’t forgotten. ‘Snuggle bug’ is one of my favorite pastimes

You sick fuck, beastiality isn’t welcome 'round here (≖︵≖)

~sorry to break the vibe and say the joke out loud, but wanted to thank you for the laughs~

They learn Calculus:

“The (deer population) limit doesn’t exist!”

Turns out, they don’t fully understand Calculus

Firstly, lol

2ndly — You become a disney princess?

Neither, it’s a Swallow. Still unclear if it’s African or European though