I wish I had a wife

So far I have never excited anyone this much in my entire life

How’s this?

:(

It’s not as good as google was when I was first allowed to use the internet 15+ years ago, but much better than today’s google. Just so much more peace of mind to know that profit isn’t what governs my search results.

How do you know someone has a PhD?

When it becomes acutely relevant, they’ll politely let you know, and then you can become annoyed at them about it.

Thinking about it, that exact thing also applies to other ‘how do you know someone is/has/does […]’ as well.