• limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 hours ago

    I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!

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      15 hours ago

      That’s just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it’s hanging from the ceiling!

      (And just because I couldn’t make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)

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        14 hours ago

        I was just joking also, the only reason I did not put the sarcasm tag was I had an iOS keyboard. Still not sure where that button is, someone said it’s next to the “any” key.

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          14 hours ago

          Oh, your joke was obvious enough.

          I think nobody believes on a giant turtle nowadays… I mean, it’s hard to be certain, but I think a group like that would be famous.

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        9 hours ago

        Your friend the Turtle… He died a few years ago. The old idiot puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two. Very sad, don’t you think? But also quite bizarre.