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If Grandma had wheels she’d be a bus
Screw that sex pest. As much as I love that meme, that guy is a proper POS.
I don’t even know who this guy is, but I’ll avoid him. The expression has been around a hundred years.
I’ll have to read this some other time when I’m feeling a little smarter and can understand the words. But I do love some home made fruit fly traps! When there’s a teenager in the house and it’s warm outside, they are a miracle.
What do warm teenagers have to do with fruit flies?
Fruit flies are attracted to the different human life stages by temperature inversely proportional to the humans age. They like hot babies, warm adolescents, cold adults and the rest can kind of be fit into that continuum.
Not sure either. Maybe because when it’s warm out, kids and teenagers are constantly running in and out of the house, maybe not closing doors behind them, which lets flies in?
Very distantly related: if you have indoor plants and fungus gnats (often mistaken for fruit flies) get mosquito bits and thank me later 💪
Are those like bacon bits?
Protein packed
But they are erotic
Tell me more about these erotic fruit flies
They fit…places
Tell me less about these erotic fruit flies
